OMG! WOW! This Is Funny!

So I had a friend that was trying to txt a girl and me at the same time about a party we are going to at a bar. So he kinda surprised her with a response that was suppose to harass me.

Me to John:
Did you get a hold of anyone about the bar later?

John to Me:
Damn it, I was going to reply with "You'd be surprised with the the kind of communication' one can foster with leather chaps and a bull whip" but I accidentally sent that message to Jane. I hope you are happy.

Me to John:
LOL! You suck at using phones.

Me to Jane:
Did John tell you about the bar later?

Jane to Me:
He did. Just before he brought up the bull whip.

Me to Jane:
Sorry about that, he is kinda stupid.

Jane to Me:
I want to watch if he's planning on using it on you. John said I could film it. ;)

Me to Jane:
Umm... I am keeping the hell away from that guy tonight.

Next day
Jane to Me:
I had the worst dream last night thanks to John and Jack. Jack told me that John likes to wear fairy costumes. So I have this nightmare where John is wearing a pink bodysuit with black leather chaps and a pink cowboy hat and he's pacing back and forth mumbling Im a rhinestone cowboy over and over and yelling at me for not keeping the camera steady. I was crying, but I'm not sure if it was because I was laughing or just scared.

My friends are a little odd but Fun!